Tuesday, 22 February 2011

You RUINED Dr. Grant!

So, I got this friend Martin, and we shoot the shit a lot, most of the time rip the shit out of the world around us like the ANGSTY TEENAGERS WE ARE! YEAH, FUCK EVERYTHING!

Anyway, Last night we were talking about this girl from college we know. She is quuuuite a bit of a slag, she has a boyfriend and when he is not around likes to get over-friendly with other guys. Quite funny to watch really, but anyway, back to the conversation...

We gave her a new nickname...Event Horizon.
Now, if you have seen event horizon, you can skip to the end of this post. Event horizon is an old sci-fi horror flick in which the human race invent warp-travel by creating
black holes that transport things to the other side of the universe. But of course, something goes wrong...the first manned spacecraft tries passing through one of these portals, ends up going missing for ten years, then re-appearing all of a sudden...only there are no lifesigns on board. How Ominous eh? Turns out, the ship entered the black hole and found itself in hell!
The ship is now a conduit to all that is evil, and the rescue team sent by earth get killed off one by one minus one unlucky guy who gets corrupted by the evil energy bec
ause HE HAS SEEN WHAT THE SHIP HAS SEEEEEEEN! Sure, not epic writing, but it's still good.

Anyway, she is now known as 'Event Horizon' because if you put your 'spaceship' into her 'black hole' it comes out all gross and haunted.
As a result, you might kill all your friends...

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