Robert 'BobBob' Webb
1951 - 2011
(See, you couldn't convince us you were 52 forever)
May you rest in peace.
I went to his funeral today, and all the way through I couldn't help but think how horribly Christian the whole thing was. Bob was a solid Atheist, and this fat-ass priest at the front telling us all 'God takes him into his divine palace' was just silly.
So, this made me think about MY funeral (Naturally) and what I want to happen.
I am also not a Christian, I guess I am atheist, but I do like a lot of Norse Pagan ideology. So when I die, none of this suit-and-coffin bullshit, no no, I want my body wrapped and burned on a pyre in the middle of a field. As I burn, thats when the wake begins, everyone needs to get drunk and listen to all my favorite songs, party 'till I'm a charred shell, then PARTY SOME MORE!
Oh, and NO ONE is allowed to wear a suit or dress. Things that beautiful should not be brought to a sad event. Save them for weddings and important dates!
Also, if ONE person says 'He is with god now' or 'It's all part of gods plan' THROW THEM ON THE FIRE WITH ME!
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